*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
Why just a mans? Thats sexist.
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
maybe we’re all ducklings
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
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I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you
sometimes i wish i was out of the closet so i could do this
straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship
Oh my razzling dazzling god
Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.
the straights have been foiled again
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
|louis:||hey eleanor look i got a tattoo for u|
|eleanor:||oh cool thanks what is it|
|louis:||its an elk|
|louis:||el as in eleanor|
|eleanor:||zayn got a fuckin tattoo of his literal fuckin girlfriend on his arm|
|louis:||but elk=el as in eleanor|
|louis:||wait where are u going elkeanor|