Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
|friend:||ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff|
|me:||oh really like what|
|friend:||idk my bf handcuffed me last night|
|me:||whoa that really is kinky|